Fifty Nine

I know it's supposed to be love week. Sadly someone on the tube this morning (I'd say she was about 15. She had a massive fur hat, a spongebob squarepants bag, a pink iphone and a very boring but loud conversation.) severely ticked me off.

So this limerick may be quite the opposite of 'love', but I did love writing it. ince she was right there when I did...




To the girl in the stupid fur hat:
Spongebob is not where it's at,
and iphones aren't cool
when you look like a fool,
And you're boring us all with your chat.





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Eleven

I'm not a big drinker. This is mainly due to the fact that I very much am a big cheapskate and I just don't want to spend loads of money when I'm out. However, when the drinks are free it's another story. I went to a Christmas party last night, which did, unfortunately, mean free drinks. It also means that I'm now knackered because I had a late night after planning not to trek all the way across London for uni. However, I am incredibly anal about timekeeping and commitments so I couldn't bring myself to skip my lecture after all. Therefore I am tired. And my journey wasn't all that fun.



Tube journeys are different I'm sure
The morning post the "big night" before.
You moonwalked through a bar,
Sang, and played air guitar.
Now the wine wants to settle the score.




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Ten

I saw a really tall man today. As in really tall. I think I'd put him at about seven foot, because I'm about 5'6" and he was at least a foot and a half taller than me. This is the only thing of note that has happened to me all day (don't worry, I have a party to go to later...). Anyway, in the absence of anything more exciting happening, and taking into account the fact that for about three days I've been obsessing over glittery eyeliner and shoes (the party again...) I don't think this is too bad.

Actually no. Scratch that. You're better off just stopping now to be very honest.

And I had to say "8ft" because I didn't have enough syllables for seven.



If my head was 8ft from my toes,
I'd have an extra long bed don't you know.
I'd avoid strong windy gusts,
And for transport I must
Say train ceilings are just far too low...




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